Mr Streamyx & Astro

Baru je buat entry ugut kat blog khamis lepas, jumaat diorang dah datang pasang. Weeeee! Takut la tu.. Hahaha! Now astro dan wifi dah ada, sudah boleh online. Tapi pemindahan talian ni lagi leceh tau, mahal plak tu., huhuhu. Rasa macam pasang baru plak. Takpela, asalkan kemudahan dah ada, senang la i nak online lepas ni..wink! Selamat Hari Sabtu ya, i nak mengemas ni! Love you all.

* Lepas duduk rumah sendiri, tak sabar nak kawin plak rasa. Hehe, petang ni nak cari kabinet tv!L

Quick Update

Bila lah technician nak datang pasang Astro dan Streamyx ni? Huhuhu. 

Kata pemindahan ke alamat baru ambil masa dalam 1minggu, kita tengok la diorang ni efisien ke tak.  

Kalau tak siap la saya terjah! (Takot tak? ugut ni ugut ni!)

*mode mengemas barang dan menjahit langsir baru.

Laugh Out Loud

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What should I do?

Signed,

Desperate Housewife

Reply: 

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

*LOL. But it sooooooo true.

Cara Pemakaian Inai Intan Norazam

Bila kahwin, biasanya pompuan mesti nak inai merah menyala, bukan terhitam atau oren pastu nak kemas dan cantik. Kalau boleh taknak yang comot. Pastu kadang-kadang ada yang pakai ‘silotape’ untuk makesure garisan inai tu lurus yang cantik. Macam-macam ragam kita boleh tengok. Betul tak? Siapa setuju?

Hehehe, sebab tu la orang kreatif yang tangan lembut boleh buat duit dengan inai.  Google je, mesti jumpa. Macam-macam blog buat bisnes pasal henna. Ada yang sanggup bayar beratus-ratus untuk dapat inai yang cantik dijari. Hehe, maklumlah kahwin kan sekali je seumur hidup, mestilah nak yang terbaik.

Straight to the point, masa tengah kemas-kemas barang,I ada jumpa inai mekah yang mak I beli masa umrah dulu kat dalam chest drawer. Inai ni jenis liquid yang letak dalam bekas macam colgate tu. Pastu rasa excited plak nak test kat jari I ni.. sebab aritu I ada fikirkan cara untuk pakai inai yang mudah, dan kemas.

I takdelah banyak sangat duit nak hire sesiapa untuk pakaikan I inai, heheh. Den x mampu! Lagipon I suka inai yang simple aje, takde kerawang-kerawang bagai. Tapi tak tahu lah nanti kalau emak request nak inai yang meriah, I akan buat la jugak kot (maybe).

Then I pon try an error la inai tu kat tangan dengan teknik yang I dah fikirkan aritu. Pakai setengah jam je, then terus basuh. Nak pakai pon senang, pakai sendiri pon boleh. Tapi nanti of course la nak orang yang pakaikan, ye tak? Hasilnya agak memuaskan la, inai yang merah menyala dan tak comot. Sangat suka! Warna pon sama pada kulit dan kuku. Jadi insyaAllah nanti I akan guna method yang sama untuk my wedding nanti. Weeeee! Meh I share sikit hasilnya (sorilah kuku i tak lawa - kuku cawan je)

Nanti boleh la I share dekat sini method ‘pemakaian inai cara intan norazam’. Hahaha.

Packaging things. Anyone wanna help me?

Penat rupanya pindah rumah ni. Selain kena pack semua barang dalam kotak, kenalah makesure rumah yang bakal ditinggalkan tu bersih, disapu dan dimop. Tak baik menyusahkan penyewa baru nanti kan? Lagipon masa masuk dulu rumah ni bersih bermop wangi. Takkan nak tinggalkan dengan sampah merata-rata. huihhhh sangatlah tak baik! Attitude tu kena buang jauh-jauh (dengar ye adik-adik)

I dah mula packing barang like a week ago, tak siap2 lagi. Now stage terakhir; melakukan kerja mengemas, menyapu dan mengemop rumah sejak pagi. Oh kaki dah rasa kejang, dari dapur ke living, rasanya 30x ulang alik. Takpelah sikit je lagi ni, bersabar! Dapur masih belum selesai, half done. Hope housemate akan sambung kerja mengemas. Masa ni la nak bekerjasama kan, huhuhuh.

Selepas kepenatan, malam ni nak hadiahkan diri sendiri tiket NurKasih TM, harap-harap bestlah!


*pssttttt: semalam i ade dinner, nanti i post new entry ya!

My 26 Birthday

Yes. Twenty six! 

I’m old? Oh not really darling.

I am pretending that Age is only a number.

So many number, and mine is 26.

Million thanks to all the warm wishes, you really made my day.

LOVE~

Architect nowadays?

Sorry, entry ini diforward dari blog cik Adda. Sangat setuju!

Money, job & sex appeal: Top 10 misconceptions about architects

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1.         Architects are rich.
Very irritating misconception. Hell, we are not. (I wish!) 

We are so far from being wealthy. We are light-years (10 trillion km) away from the lawyers or doctors which we are often compared with. Architecture is not a “big business”, rather a small-scale professional service. Some architectural practices owners (1%) are doing relatively fine. As for the regular architects/drafters/technicians/renderers (99%) – those are actually low-income people. Salaries in the architectural industry are way below the average. It’s a sad fact not an emotional claim.

2.         Architects build.

We don’t build projects. We design them. Think about us as of composer who invents music. And then orchestra plays it under conductor’s “management”. Developers build. If we would build we would be rich.

3.         Architects are responsible for the structural safety.

No. If building collapses it’s rarely architect’s fault, just so you know… Architects’ role is to integrate building structure developed by the structural engineer into the general design scheme. Structural engineering is a professional field, essentially a science, responsible for the structural safety of the buildings. Continuing the analogy: composer is hardly responsible for the performance of his symphony, conductor and musicians are…

4.         Architects are creative.

We kind of suppose to be. But in fact most of our time is dedicated to the resolution of the serious issues: financial (to get the money from the client), bureaucratic (to get the project approved by the authorities), technical (coordination of the engineering works and working drawings), administrative (monitoring constructions and fighting with the greedy builders), political (convincing clients not to pick the ugliest option because it’s cheap). We don’t have time for free imagination, arty design and other creative nonsense.

5.         Architects are shy.

The most successful architects, we call them starchitects are aggressive as football players and loud as pop-stars. They try to attract media attention using all means, they go to fashion shows and they prefer to see themselves (not their projects) on the cover of the trendy magazines. (Starchitects are rich, by the way… They are not exactly architects though…)

6.         Architects travel a lot.

Yes, at least to me. Between the local city hall reception and the technical consultants office, usually located in some depressing industrial zone. We also visit messy construction sites on the other end of the city. Most of the American architects have been in Europe (Rome, Athens, Barcelona – speaking of architecture) much less than an average programmer. And it’s not only because of our low income. As I said we have more important issues on hand than this cultural BS.

7.         Architects are naïve.

We cannot afford such luxury trying to survive between arrogant clients rebuffing our vision, corrupted bureaucrats rejecting our drawings and cheap builders refusing to build in line with our designs. We have to be shrewd businessmen. We just have to~

8.         Architects draw, paint and do models.

Forget about it. Since the CAD (Computer Aided Design) systems were introduced in the 80s we have completely lost those unique gifts making us so outstanding, so different. We have lost things defining the very core of our field. So today we are just one of those “computerized industries”.

9.         Architects wear funky glasses

Well… if you think that every Spaniard is an El-matador (a bull-fighter) or every Frenchman has 2 mistresses … then yeah… we all have funky glasses a-la Elton John. (i'm not, but i'm absolutely agreed)

10.      Architects are cool and sexy.

The greatest misconception of all: at the very least we are super-cool & uber-sexy. I’m not kidding! (male professionals ya! not me)

I sangat setuju fakta no 2, 4, 6 dan 8. Yang lain tu entah, ikot individu. 
I am just a normal bride to be. (ada kaitan?)

taken from HERE

I’m moving out!

 (Ceh ayat sungguh drama!).

Dengan izinNya, I akan berpindah ke rumah baru. Yeay.. not so called ‘rumah-baru-siap’ but at least it's new home for me and my future partner, insyaAllah. I am so happy and excited, tak sabar nak hias rumah cantik-cantik. For now on, I akan duduk seorang dulu untuk tempoh 4 bulan sebelum, dan akan ditemani anak I yang berdua tu; Abu and Tom. Kehkehkeh.

Boleh la I organize rumah sikit-sikit, so bila ‘orang baru’ masuk nanti, taklah kelamkabut kan?

I bought few paintings at China, and black chandelier (few months ago), ohhhh tak sabar nak hang up everything. Yeay! I need 3 tons lorry to lug all my belongings, oh banyak betul kotak-kotak. Selama ni beli je pandai, bila nak pindah, mengah oi!

Till then, bye! Love you all~

Wedding blog...

… is the place to share feelings, thoughts, ideas, and make new friends.


“Blogger wedding MUST be grand” issue is R I D I C U L O U S.

I don’t want to state anything regarding to this issue, depends on how we react and think.
To Atia, Lynda, Renee, and LiyanaMK, well said dear! Hehehe.

*p/s: I want simple wedding with cherish family and blesses friends, amin!

Oh my Sweethearts

Oi oi dah besar takleh BF lagi. 

I love you both,

and of course...

I LOVE YOU MORE, FIANCE

Meh jeling manja sikit meh..

*maaf tiba-tiba ada gambar selingan. Sila abaikan, wink!

I adore this

Oh my! I love everything about their wedding. *melting~

They are perfect couple 

They had perfect wedding

No offense

I wish i'll have this at my wedding, insyaAllah.

1% pon jadilah, pray for me.

Less story, just 

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